1. pipe
2. day
3. wet
4. American
5. lucid
6. sweet
7. fever
8. Cheech & Chong’s Nice
9. recurring
10. Midsummer’s Night
– First World Beverage Problems by Joslyn Hamilton, Vanessa Fiola, and Leslie Munday
Barbie Goes Shopping
In the dressing room Skipper says, “You’re too thin—you should eat a hamburger or something.” But Barbie doesn’t eat meat; she’s a good California girl. Skipper is shorter with smaller boobs. She has always been jealous. Barbie smooths pink fabric across her stomach and says, “Skipper, can you go get me this in a 0?”
2040: Authors Will
Become Like Tamagotchi.Having determined that what readers want is a “sense of connection,” publishers will organize adopt-an-author promotions, repackaging writers along the lines of Webkinz and other imaginary pets. “Feeding” your favorite authors by buying their books will make their online avatars grow less pale and grouchy. If they starve to death on your watch you will lose social networking points.
By Jack Loftus.
By Jack Graham
By Eric K. Auld
1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.
3. A question mark walks into a bar?
4. Two quotation marks “walk into” a bar.
5. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
6. The bar was walked into by the passive voice.
7. Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
